Here at Vitamin H, the most common question we get is:
"Why on EARTH WOULD I PAY FOR PANELISTS WHEN I GET DOZENS OF APPLICATIONS TO HOST PANELS FOR FREE?"
Believe us, we're fully aware that every convention gets inundated with requests to hold panels.
We're also fully aware that the vast majority of panel requests you get look something like this:
WHEN YOU APPROVE FREE PANELS, you get exactly what you pay for.
• Late Starts
• "I need a projector cable for my cell phone."
• "I have no idea how to plug in a microphone."
• Dull Powerpoints
• One person talking while four more, who only came for free badges, sit there and play Flappy Bird.
Think about it. What's the #1 most common negative feedback you receive from your patrons?
"The panels all started late."
"The panels were boring."
"All the panels I wanted to go to got cancelled."
"Not enough panels."
"Too many common fandom panels."
"Not enough Japanese-themed panels."
"SO WHAT CAN VITAMIN H DO FOR MY CONVENTION?"
UP TO SIXTEEN HOURS OF PROFESSIONAL PROGRAMMING!
No monotone delivery or Comic Sans PowerPoints here. Our panels are professional, visually appealing, and educationally stimulating. We flex around YOUR schedule to fill any open blocks you have, and we don't just confine ourselves to the current "popular" fandoms - we give you and your patrons a diverse variety of programming,
Nothing is worse than having a panelist no-show and leaving those rooms you've paid good money for empty. Bring Vitamin H to your con and we'll remain on-site and on-call at all times, ready to fill in and present one of our many panels in the case of any cancellations or no-shows!
0% CANCELLATION RATE
If Vitamin H says we'll be there, we will be, and we'll even bring our own cables along with our years of con experience. We know how seriously you take your convention and just how much you have on your table, so you won't have to worry about some inexperienced panelist making your job that much harder. Just sign up Vitamin H and let the rest take care of itself.
WE'LL EVEN WAIVE OUR APPEARANCE FEE FOR ANY CON THAT INVITES VITAMIN H FOR THE FIRST TIME!
That's right! As a sort of "sample" to first-time conventions, you get Vitamin H, up to 16 hours of programming, and our 0% Cancellation Rate Guarantee, all for the cost of transportation, a hotel room, and a pair of guest badges.
"ALRIGHT, I'M SOLD. HOW DO I GET VITAMIN H TO MY NEXT CON?"
If you're ready to give your convention a dose of Vitamin H, just fill out this handy little form or contact our public relations director at firstname.lastname@example.org.